You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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