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I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I don't want my vagina anymore.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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