That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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