check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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