butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Randomize
