He asked to "fluff my boner.."
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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