all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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