found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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