what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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