i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
She tied me up with her honor cords...
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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