I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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