like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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