He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
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