...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
kristin has been a bad kristin
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
He better not be in your backpack
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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