Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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