Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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