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You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
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