dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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