I want to make a zoo with you.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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