dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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