Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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