Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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