your room smells of hookers.
And success
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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