My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
