:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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