i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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