We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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