I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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