my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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