Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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