Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I woke up under a house in Key West
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