So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I don't deserve a penis
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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