scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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