How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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