we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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