It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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