So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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