WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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