his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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