if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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