I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
it's not cheating when I paid for it
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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