it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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