Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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