Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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