Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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