I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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