Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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