So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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