I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Are we still banned from the library?
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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