I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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