A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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