Don't you send me to vm
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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