Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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