Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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